Friday, November 20, 2015

The Refugees are Coming! The Refugees are Coming!


Obama administration asks top court to revive immigration plan
The Obama administration on Friday asked the U.S. Supreme Court to revive President Barack Obama's executive action to protect millions of illegal immigrants from deportation, saying Republican-led states had no legal basis to challenge it.

While Obama has an immigration plan, the other party doesn't. Why is that?

Let's put the Christ back into "Christ would probably have reluctantly accepted a 12-18 month refugee vetting process."- LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

The people who say Obama's a Muslim thought Cheney was a Christian.- John Fugelsang

Conservative: Bomb Mecca
As conservative politicians ratchet up hatred of Syrian refugees seeking asylum in the U.S. to escape persecution from radical jihadists, a conservative columnist claims that he is “sick and tired” of being pushed around by the followers of Islam and suggests a final solution: “Bomb Mecca off the face of the earth.”

I don't hate America, I mock Amurka.- John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Donald Trump's support keeps growing, with the latest poll from New Hampshire showing him ahead by 22 points. That's higher than the age of his next wife. It's only slightly more than the number of candidates for president.- Stephen Colbert

Obama's Gonna Make Us Memorize The Koran!
Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, who is pursuing an ever-more unlikely bid for the presidency, responded to Friday’s terrorist attack in the West African nation of Mali on social media with a non sequitur about something President Obama never said. “After today’s attack in Mali, the Obama-approved domestic anti-terror plan: Give up your guns and memorize a Koran verse,” Huckabee wrote.

Due to more Mexicans leaving US than coming & record deportations we're forced to replace immigrant panic with refugee panic.- the media.- John Fugelsang

It will be a big, beautiful database and I'll make the Muslims pay for it. - LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

Donald Trump's small-government conservatism: deport 11 million people and put millions more in government database.- Nicholas Thomas

Hillary's Anti-Terrorism Plan
This week we had a chance to watch Hillary Clinton respond in real time to a complex foreign policy challenge. On Thursday, six days after the Paris attacks, she gave a comprehensive antiterrorism speech at the Council on Foreign Relations.

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Trump ran into a little trouble before a speech in Knoxville. Someone noticed that the sign in front of Trump's podium actually misspelled the word “Tennessee” and only had one “S.” Or as Trump calls it, “A naked dollar sign.”- Jimmy Fallon

Business/Tech News

We need to provide more job training in this country so that people without marketable skills won't resort to running for President.- Andy Borowitz

Marijuana and Money
The top Democrat in the Senate is getting behind an effort to allow financial transactions for marijuana in states where the drug is legal.
Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) this week signed onto a bill that would provide marijuana businesses with access to the banking system.

The White Student Union is outraged at the woefully inadequate foam on these lattes.- John Fugelsang


Finally, a complete edition posted!


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Aguille du Midi Mountain, France. It's all scenic and spectacular, till the trap door opens


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