Thursday, June 18, 2015

Pope Francis Believes In Man Made Global Warming

Pope Francis blames greedy profiteers for destruction of ‘our Sister, mother Earth’ in landmark encyclical
Pope Francis on Thursday issued a global plea for action to prevent “extraordinary” climate change from destroying the planet and said wealthy countries must bear primary responsibility for creating the problem and for solving it.

Pope Admits God Should Have Spent More Time Making People's Brains. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Imagine if there were people who displayed the swastika and claimed it was just a proud symbol of their heritage. Confederate flag, anyone? - Jeff Tiedrich

Do You Know Who Is As Dangerous As A Muslim Terrorist? A White Racist.
 A 21-year-old white man suspected of killing nine people at a historic African-American church in Charleston, South Carolina was arrested on Thursday after an attack that the United States is investigating as a hate crime.

"Dylann Storm Roof"? Seriously? What's up with the weird names that white people are always giving their kids? #CharlestonShooting. - Jeff Tiedrich

Republican Shenanigans

I enjoy hearing about how actors shouldn't express their political opinions from people who worship Ronald Reagan.- John Fugelsang

Proof Guns Don't Keep You Safe
Contrary to what the gun lobby argues, personal firearms in the United States are rarely used for self-defense ...In 2012, it said, only 259 “justifiable homicides” involving a private citizen were reported, compared to 8,342 criminal homicides committed with a gun.

The people who are offended by "Happy Holidays" want to know what your problem with the Confederate flag is.- LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

GOP Latino Reach Out Is Not Happening
Latino leaders held a convention, but only one Republican candidate came.
In an autopsy of Mitt Romney’s 2012 presidential election loss, the Republican Party concluded it was “imperative” for GOP candidates to step up their engagement with Latinos in order to win back the White House.

Did you see Donald Trump's big announcement today? Trump is very confident. He could be the only presidential candidate to ever pick himself as a running mate.- JimmyKimmel

Trade your Confederate flags for Medicaid expansion. You'll thank us later.- LOLGOP

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Lester Holt Replaces Brian Williams
Andrew Lack, Chairman of NBC News and MSNBC, on Thursday announced that Lester Holt will be named the permanent anchor of "NBC Nightly News."

Jeb: “George already invaded Iraq, and Dad did it before him. Call it my independent streak, but I want to spawn some disasters of my own.”- Andy Borowitz

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Donald Trump is porn for Satan.- John Fugelsang

$612 Billion Defense Policy Bill Faces Veto. Good.
The Senate passed an annual $612 billion defense policy bill Thursday, including extra war funding for the Pentagon that brought a veto threat from the White House.

An English couple has become the world's oldest newlyweds at the ages of 91 and 103. The couple registered at Bed, Bath & the Great Beyond.- Seth Myers


It's hard work putting food on my family.


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

I always wondered where the Iditarod sled dogs vacationed.


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