‘I wished they had killed me': Detainee details sexual torture tactics used by CIA interrogators
The U.S. Central Intelligence Agency used a wider array of sexual abuse and other forms of torture than was disclosed in a Senate report last year, according to a Guantanamo Bay detainee turned government cooperating witness.
People talk about Obama wanting a relationship with Iran as though he's gonna dump Michelle for Tehran. - Lizz Winstead
The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam
- Iraqi leader decries 'failure' of world to confront Islamic State gains
- U.S. accuses Syria of backing Islamic State's Aleppo advance
- Iran's Rouhani vows to back Syria 'until the end of the road'
- Hamas Kills Islamic State Supporter in Gaza Crackdown
- Obama warns China against 'throwing elbows' in sea dispute
Right now, this very week, your government can't record your phone sex.- John Fugelsang
The FBI Is Watching You From Above
The FBI is operating a small air force with scores of low-flying planes across the country carrying video and, at times, cellphone surveillance technology — all hidden behind fictitious companies that are fronts for the government
Every time Jeb Bush says "when my brother was president," take a drink. (No don't. You'll die of alcohol poisoning.) - Jeff Tiedrich
- Dennis Hastert's Arraignment Delayed Until Next Week
- Stewart Fillets McCain For Attacking Rand Paul: You 'Stooped' To Palin (VIDEO)
- U.S. top court declines request to revive Arizona immigration law
- Michele Bachmann upset we can’t indoctrinate immigrants into Christianity
- GoFundMe Removes $10M Crowd-Funding Campaign from Anti-Islam Rally Organizer
- Huckabee: I Should Have Pretended To Be Transgender In School To 'Shower With The Girls' (VIDEO)
- Is Caitlyn Jenner still a Republican? And is that even fair to ask?
Last week Mike Huckabee cheered for a child molester. Not stupid/creepy enough? This week, he daydreams about showering with underage girls!- Mrs. Betty Bowers
Once A Dick...
Dick Cheney, reports The Wall Street Journal’s Patrick O’Connor, has a new book coming out in September, as well as “a Darth Vader trailer-hitch cover, a nod to his alter-ego from the Bush days,” and also a slightly new way of defending his administration’s record of protecting Americans from terrorist attacks. Cheney now tells O’Connor his policies “kept us safe for 7½ years.”
Thinking of starting a Draft Dick Cheney movement, but he's too good at avoiding drafts.- LOLGOP
Revered constitutional scholar Vince Vaughn favors guns in school. Who better to speak on gun safety than an alcoholic with rage issues?- Mrs. Betty Bowers
Be Cool, Vince
Actor Vince Vaughn speaks out for guns in schools.
Gunmen target schools 'because they know there are no guns there'
If 30,000 Americans died of fork injuries every year, I'd say we at least need better fork background checks.- LOLGOP
Rock The Voter News
- Wear orange to fight guns and honor Hadiya Pendleton
- Campaign To Draft Warren Calls It Quits
- Barack Obama Praises Caitlyn Jenner: 'It Takes Courage To Share Your Story'
Barney Frank: Dennis Hastert makes Bill Clinton "almost look like a virgin"
President Obama on Saturday will deliver a eulogy for Vice President Biden’s son, Beau, who died after a long battle with brain cancer.
2 things a Black person can't do: Get a TV show for having 19 kids and go shopping at Walmart with an AK-47.- Kona Lowell
Canada PO'd At USA For Wanting Information
Canada is whittling down its list of U.S. products that it may hit with steep tariffs in retaliation against contentious meat-labeling laws, Agriculture Minister Gerry Ritz said on Tuesday.
"Why should I have to press 1 to speak Romulan?"
— Conservatives From Outer Space
- Jeff Tiedrich
Chip, Chip, Chipping Away At Obamacare
The House Ways and Means Committee on Tuesday voted to repeal two pieces of ObamaCare.
The committee advanced measures that would repeal the medical device tax and a cost-cutting panel known as the Independent Payment Advisory Board (IPAB). Both bills are scheduled to go to the House floor the week of June 15.
Someone who ignores the Old Testament? Christian! Someone who ignores the New Testament? Conservative Christian! - Mrs. Betty Bowers
- House panel advances $579 billion Pentagon funding bill
- Tobacco giants vow to fight Canadian judgment handing C$15bn to smokers
- U.S. may take first step to curb airline emissions this week: sources
- Jenner debuts post-Bruce look, breaks Twitter record
It's hard to have sympathy for the Koch brothers, but my heart goes out to them that they don't have a better choice of candidates to buy.- Andy Borowitz
What's The Russian Military Industrial Complex Doing?
The Russian company that makes the BUK air defense system that was used to shoot down a Malaysian airliner in east Ukraine said on Tuesday the plane was hit by a missile deployed by Ukraine and not widely used by Russia's military.
Caitlyn Jenner is the most inspiring lgbt person ever to support a political party that doesn't support lgbt persons.- John Fugelsang
|Imagine, we were giving cocaine to little children over a 100 years ago.|
- First Paris, now Saskatoon: love locks lost
- U.K. woman jailed for having loud sex
- That's not mistletoe ... North Pole won't block pot sales
- State: Man who said Holy Spirit guided him ran Ponzi scheme
- Pork-eating Israeli soldier spared detention after secular outcry
Time To Deflate Photo
Table for two, please?