Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Miss Them Yet?

‘I wished they had killed me': Detainee details sexual torture tactics used by CIA interrogators
The U.S. Central Intelligence Agency used a wider array of sexual abuse and other forms of torture than was disclosed in a Senate report last year, according to a Guantanamo Bay detainee turned government cooperating witness.

People talk about Obama wanting a relationship with Iran as though he's gonna dump Michelle for Tehran. - Lizz Winstead

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Right now, this very week, your government can't record your phone sex.- John Fugelsang

The FBI Is Watching You From Above
The FBI is operating a small air force with scores of low-flying planes across the country carrying video and, at times, cellphone surveillance technology — all hidden behind fictitious companies that are fronts for the government

Every time Jeb Bush says "when my brother was president," take a drink. (No don't. You'll die of alcohol poisoning.) - Jeff Tiedrich

Republican Shenanigans

Last week Mike Huckabee cheered for a child molester. Not stupid/creepy enough? This week, he daydreams about showering with underage girls!- Mrs. Betty Bowers

Once A Dick...
Dick Cheney, reports The Wall Street Journal’s Patrick O’Connor, has a new book coming out in September, as well as “a Darth Vader trailer-hitch cover, a nod to his alter-ego from the Bush days,” and also a slightly new way of defending his administration’s record of protecting Americans from terrorist attacks. Cheney now tells O’Connor his policies “kept us safe for 7½ years.”

Thinking of starting a Draft Dick Cheney movement, but he's too good at avoiding drafts.- LOLGOP

Revered constitutional scholar Vince Vaughn favors guns in school. Who better to speak on gun safety than an alcoholic with rage issues?- Mrs. Betty Bowers

Be Cool, Vince
Actor Vince Vaughn speaks out for guns in schools.
Gunmen target schools 'because they know there are no guns there'

If 30,000 Americans died of fork injuries every year, I'd say we at least need better fork background checks.- LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

Barney Frank: Dennis Hastert makes Bill Clinton "almost look like a virgin" 

Beau Biden
President Obama on Saturday will deliver a eulogy for Vice President Biden’s son, Beau, who died after a long battle with brain cancer.

2 things a Black person can't do: Get a TV show for having 19 kids and go shopping at Walmart with an AK-47.- Kona Lowell

Canada PO'd At USA For Wanting Information
Canada is whittling down its list of U.S. products that it may hit with steep tariffs in retaliation against contentious meat-labeling laws, Agriculture Minister Gerry Ritz said on Tuesday.

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"Why should I have to press 1 to speak Romulan?"
— Conservatives From Outer Space
- Jeff Tiedrich

Chip, Chip, Chipping Away At Obamacare
The House Ways and Means Committee on Tuesday voted to repeal two pieces of ObamaCare.

The committee advanced measures that would repeal the medical device tax and a cost-cutting panel known as the Independent Payment Advisory Board (IPAB). Both bills are scheduled to go to the House floor the week of June 15.

Someone who ignores the Old Testament? Christian! Someone who ignores the New Testament? Conservative Christian! - Mrs. Betty Bowers

Business/Tech News

It's hard to have sympathy for the Koch brothers, but my heart goes out to them that they don't have a better choice of candidates to buy.- Andy Borowitz

What's The Russian Military Industrial Complex Doing?
The Russian company that makes the BUK air defense system that was used to shoot down a Malaysian airliner in east Ukraine said on Tuesday the plane was hit by a missile deployed by Ukraine and not widely used by Russia's military.

Caitlyn Jenner is the most inspiring lgbt person ever to support a political party that doesn't support lgbt persons.- John Fugelsang



Imagine, we were giving cocaine to little children  over a 100 years ago.

Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Table for two, please?


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