Tuesday, May 12, 2015

George Zimmerman: Have Gun, Will Unravel

Man who shot at George Zimmerman claims self-defense; police seize guns
ORLANDO, Fla. — Police say they have recovered a handgun from George Zimmerman and took two guns from a man accused of shooting at Zimmerman.

FACT:  If you search "George Zimmerman" + "Karma" today your computer explodes.- John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Conservative nut balls back Netanyahu over our President, cause if Obama won't start WW3, they're gonna find somebody that will.- Tea Pain Tweet

McCain Jokes About Texas Paranoia
Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) on Monday ribbed Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) for asking the State Guard to monitor an upcoming U.S. military training exercise in the Lone Star state, The Dallas Morning News reported.
“I’m sure the people of Texas feel much more secure,” McCain said sarcastically, according to the newspaper.

"Where are the organizations in defense of white men?" asks Fox News host who has apparently never heard of Fox News. - LOLGOP

Republican Shenanigans

Jeb Bush is having Liz Cheney-type primary experience.- LOLGOP

Ron Paul Blames Lazy Blacks
In an interview earlier this month with Lew Rockwell — flagged today by BuzzFeed’s Andrew Kaczynski and Megan Apper — Paul asserted that members of the Congressional Black Caucus oppose military intervention abroad because they’d rather spend funds on food stamps than war.

It's probably a bad sign that the GOP's only minority outreach over the last two years was to George Zimmerman.- LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

Why is Michelle Obama talking about racism. It didn't hold back any of our other First Ladies. - LOLGOP

South Side of Chicago: President Obama's Library Begins
President Barack Obama's future presidential library and museum will open in Chicago's South Side, his wife's childhood home and where he once worked as a law professor, the Barack Obama Foundation announced Tuesday. The library will be hosted by the University of Chicago.

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Knowing what we know now, why is Jeb Bush running for president?- LOLGOP

Take A Picture At Yellowstone And It's Jail For You!
Imagine visiting Yellowstone this summer. You wake up before dawn to take a picture of the sunrise over the mists emanating from Yellowstone hot springs. A thunderhead towers above the rising sun, and the picture turns out beautifully. You submit the photo to a contest sponsored by the National Weather Service. Under a statute signed into law by the Wyoming governor this spring, you have just committed a crime and could face up to one year in prison.

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You can punch your wife if it's off-camera but don't abuse our balls. - The NFL - John Fugelsang

Real Estate In California
Mike Judge, "King of the Hill" creator, has sold his retreat in Malibu for $4.3 million -- roughly $600,000 less than he paid for it eight years ago.
Built in 1977, the Craftsman-esque house sits on more than an acre of park-like grounds with a swimming pool, a tennis court and a guest house. The 3,696 square feet of living space include living, dining and family rooms, a den, six bedrooms and five bathrooms.

It would be terrible if Jeb Bush had to suffer any inconvenience for the massive misery caused by his brother's presidency.- LOLGOP



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

The town  of Rocamadour, France, is a complex of monastic buildings and pilgrimage churches, traditionally dependent on the pilgrimage site and now on the tourist trade, lies near the river on the lowest slopes; it gets its name from Rocamadour, a small goat’s milk cheese.


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