Kim Jong-un has a new haircut and of course it's epic
North Korea leader Kim Jong-un has debuted his latest haircut — and it's a resplendent wedge of ludicrous joy, with a pair of dinky eyebrows to match.
The Dear Leader chose a meeting of the Political Bureau of the Central Committee of the Workers' Party of Korea on Wednesday to show off his new cut, a vertiginous tower of hair that fans out dramatically over his round face. Shaved sides and two hyphen-sized mini-brows complete Kim's look.
It's obscene to think Bill O'Reilly is lying. This is a man who took shrapnel in the fiercest fighting of the War on Christmas.- Hett Jerr
Bill O'Reilly Lied About War?
Fox News anchor Bill O'Reilly is facing scrutiny over his own war reports by Mother Jones. The allegations follow the top cable news host criticizing NBC Brian Williams over his tall tales on his program.
Sickening to see these cowards questioning Bill O'Reilly combat experience. WHERE WERE YOU DURING THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS 2007, LIBTURD? - LOLGOP
Only in America can having a bad president for a father & a really bad president for a brother qualify you to be president.- John Fugelsang
JEB: Education Governor? NOT!
Here we go again with Jeb Bush’s charade as the “education governor” outlined in Helen Aguirre Ferré’s Jan. 4 column, Smart conservatism is at the core.
He wants everyone to think he was great for Florida’s education system when the facts, as I recall them, are much different.
Giuliani is going through all the stages of being an Internet racist. Next comes him explaining Dr. King would be mad Obama is so liberal.- LOLGOP
Elitist Critics Want A President With A College Degree. Snobs.
The Republican governor is dismissing "elitist" critics who say his lack of a college degree could work against him should he run for president.
You can't say you love America unless you're literally fracking it right now.- LOLGOP
Exxon Mobil Refinery Failed Inspection 8 Times
The Exxon Mobil Corp refinery in Torrance, California, that was hit by an explosion this week was cited in November for eight serious violations following state inspections last year, according to documents released on Thursday.
Wal-Mart boosts minimum wage to $9/hr. Unfortunately, also boosting an hour to 120 minutes.- The Daily Show
Kansas War On Women
A national group's push to redefine and outlaw a procedure commonly used in second trimester abortions as "dismemberment" advanced Friday in Kansas, with the state Senate's agreement to ban the practice.
Obama: 'At every step...we were told by our good friends the Republicans our actions would...destroy the country'
New Confederates: Locked And Loaded
After years of rhetoric threatening violence, the neo-Confederate League of the South (LOS) is training a uniformed, paramilitary unit tasked with advancing a second southern secession by any means necessary, Hatewatch has learned.
America believes in the separation of mosque and state but church and state makes for quite a yummy Reese’s Cup.- John Fugelsang
Kanye said that he's the next Mandela. In that case can we put him in prison for the next 30 years?- JokeBlogger.com
I see nothing but stuffed animals...wait...
Time To Deflate Photo
Yesterday, President Obama announced three new national monuments, including the gorgeous Browns Canyon National Monument pictured here. Located in Colorado, Browns Canyon will protect a stunning section of Colorado’s upper Arkansas River Valley, which features rugged granite cliffs, colorful rock outcroppings and mountain vistas that are home to a diversity of plants and wildlife.
The other new national monuments are Pullman National Monument in Illinois -- a location iconic for its history of labor unrest and civil rights advances -- and Honouliuli National Monument in Hawaii -- the site of an internment camp where Japanese American citizens, resident immigrants and prisoners of war were held captive during World War II. Since taking office, President Obama has protected more than 260 million acres of public lands and waters -- more than any other President -- helping to ensure that our public lands preserve all of America’s history. - U.S. Department of the Interior
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