President Barack Obama will unveil his long-awaited immigration plan Thursday evening, sources tell CNN, changing rules governing deportations that could affect millions of undocumented immigrants and setting off an explosive battle with Republicans.
Boehner says if Obama acts on immigration that will end the cooperation that led to a debt downgrade, a shutdown and 999 Obamacare repeals. - LOLGOP
The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam
Today is Latvian Independence Day. It's been 96 years since Latvia broke free from Russia. And about two years until Russia takes them back. - Craig Ferguson
Oy Vey! Don't Rub Salt In Your Wounds!
Israel on Wednesday approved the construction of 78 new homes in two settlements on West Bank land annexed to Jerusalem, likely to aggravate Palestinian anger at a time when violence has flared, including a deadly attack on a synagogue.
This week a group of activists, known as Anonymous, hacked the Twitter account of the KKK. The KKK is furious. They said Anonymous is just a bunch of cowards who don't have the courage to show their faces. - Conan O'Brian
Republican Shenanigans
If the idea of 'Amnesty' fills you with rage this is a good time to throw out your Reagan love doll.- John Fugelsang
GOP Axes Vote To Curb N.S.A. Spying
A bill to reform the authorities of the Federal Government to require the production of certain business records, conduct electronic surveillance, use pen registers and trap and trace devices, and use other forms of information gathering for foreign intelligence, counterterrorism, and criminal purposes, and for other purposes.
No More Green Eggs & Ham Filibuster From Ted Cruz?
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) laid out how Republicans should respond if President Barack Obama takes executive action on the country’s immigration policy in a new Politico column...If the President announces executive amnesty, the new Senate Majority Leader who takes over in January should announce that the 114th Congress will not confirm a single nominee—executive or judicial—outside of vital national security positions, so long as the illegal amnesty persists.
Rock The Voter News
Thanksgiving is the perfect time for your Uncle Nick to explain why your new girlfriend's parents should be deported.- LOLGOP
Keystone XL is like Canada sharing their cable service for free with China but running the actual cable throgh America's apartment.- John Fugelsang
Waiting around for Republicans to the right thing is a horrible way to grow old and never be able to retire.- LOLGOP
Business/Tech News
The people saying #KeystonePipeline will bring down gas prices are the people who said 2 wars w/Iraq would bring down gas prices.- John Fugelsang
Homeland Missile Defense System
Boeing Co is working with the U.S. Missile Defense Agency to address quality and reliability issues with the sharply criticized $41 billion homeland missile defense system by adopting controls from space programs, a company official said.
People shocked that Charles Manson got someone to marry him tend to forget he's effective at convincing women to do stuff.- John Fugelsang
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Odd News
Time To Deflate Photo
Ha Long Bay, Vietnam.
Peace.
- U.S.-led air strikes target Islamic State, Khorasan in Syria: officials
- Britain says not optimistic about Iran nuclear deal by deadline
- An Ahmadinejad comeback? Why rumors are a warning shot for Iran's Rouhani.
- Germany warns anti-semitism rising on back of Middle East violence
- Putin greets new U.S. envoy with demand not to interfere
Today is Latvian Independence Day. It's been 96 years since Latvia broke free from Russia. And about two years until Russia takes them back. - Craig Ferguson
Oy Vey! Don't Rub Salt In Your Wounds!
Israel on Wednesday approved the construction of 78 new homes in two settlements on West Bank land annexed to Jerusalem, likely to aggravate Palestinian anger at a time when violence has flared, including a deadly attack on a synagogue.
This week a group of activists, known as Anonymous, hacked the Twitter account of the KKK. The KKK is furious. They said Anonymous is just a bunch of cowards who don't have the courage to show their faces. - Conan O'Brian
Republican Shenanigans
- ‘We ain’t taking no n*ggers here’: Kentucky fire chief refuses to help black family in traffic accident
- Obama immigration 'amnesty' ruins chances of Congress move: Boehner spokesman
- After Ferguson threat, Anonymous removes the KKK’s hoods. Effective?
- Mitch McConnell says U.S.-China climate deal means China won't have to do anything for 16 years
If the idea of 'Amnesty' fills you with rage this is a good time to throw out your Reagan love doll.- John Fugelsang
GOP Axes Vote To Curb N.S.A. Spying
A bill to reform the authorities of the Federal Government to require the production of certain business records, conduct electronic surveillance, use pen registers and trap and trace devices, and use other forms of information gathering for foreign intelligence, counterterrorism, and criminal purposes, and for other purposes.
No More Green Eggs & Ham Filibuster From Ted Cruz?
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) laid out how Republicans should respond if President Barack Obama takes executive action on the country’s immigration policy in a new Politico column...If the President announces executive amnesty, the new Senate Majority Leader who takes over in January should announce that the 114th Congress will not confirm a single nominee—executive or judicial—outside of vital national security positions, so long as the illegal amnesty persists.
Rock The Voter News
- Congressman: How About A Moat Outside The White House? (VIDEO)
- CA sheriff pleads with Obama after deputy’s murder: We need immigration reform now
- Comedian John Hodgman: Feds should lay down ‘broadband like Eisenhower laid down interstates’
Thanksgiving is the perfect time for your Uncle Nick to explain why your new girlfriend's parents should be deported.- LOLGOP
Keystone XL is like Canada sharing their cable service for free with China but running the actual cable throgh America's apartment.- John Fugelsang
Waiting around for Republicans to the right thing is a horrible way to grow old and never be able to retire.- LOLGOP
Business/Tech News
- Oil slips towards $78 as market awaits OPEC
- In Pentagon deal with Russians, big profit for tiny Florida firm
- Marketers of sugary drinks still target U.S. children: report
- JetBlue to charge for checked bags in new airfare fare class
- Identity thieves used college student accounts to defraud IRS: prosecutors
The people saying #KeystonePipeline will bring down gas prices are the people who said 2 wars w/Iraq would bring down gas prices.- John Fugelsang
Homeland Missile Defense System
Boeing Co is working with the U.S. Missile Defense Agency to address quality and reliability issues with the sharply criticized $41 billion homeland missile defense system by adopting controls from space programs, a company official said.
People shocked that Charles Manson got someone to marry him tend to forget he's effective at convincing women to do stuff.- John Fugelsang
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Thank you to Jim, Frank and Joseph who helped AHNC. I'll never forget you.
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Odd News
- Biting Rapist Penis And 8 Other Stupid Things Don Lemon Has Said
- Woman Pleads Guilty To Setting Bacon Fire In Ex-Boyfriend's House
- Chef can't say Worcestershire sauce!
- Washington gun law leads museum to remove rifles
- Buffalo Just Got Hit With A Wall Of Snow So Thick It Stranded Drivers In Their Cars
Time To Deflate Photo
Ha Long Bay, Vietnam.
Peace.
