Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Georgia GOP candidate: ‘I’d rather see another terrorist attack’ than submit to ‘jack boot’ TSA






Georgia GOP candidate: ‘I’d rather see another terrorist attack’ than submit to ‘jack boot’ TSA

A Georgia Republican candidate said he would rather see another terrorist attack than submit to the “jack boot” thugs in the Transportation Security Administration.



This maroon is the guy/gal in line at the airport who argues with the TSA agent, "Why should I give up my water bottle, I just paid $5 for it." OR "I am a __________ (fill in the blank, in this case a surgeon) and I need my key chain penknife." And then it escalates....international flights are the worst for these types of maroons.



GOP leaders have announced their Benghazi committee will have 7 Republicans, 5 Democrats & 4 of Cliven Bundy's steer guarded by 5 militias.- LOLGOP






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




Vladimir Putin has signed a new law banning the F-word from movies. Now the Russian version of "Wolf of Wall Street" is eight seconds long. You sit down and it's over.-Conan O'Brien





Bush's Hand Holding Friends














A court in Saudi Arabia has sentenced the editor of an Internet forum he founded to discuss the role of religion in the conservative Islamic kingdom to 10 years in jail and 1,000 lashes, Saudi media reported on Wednesday.








Republican Shenanigans





Republicans vow to search for the answers about Benghazi until they discover the questions.- LOLGOP








"Don't even ask the Supreme Court (on Net Neutrality), because they once had a case like this, and one of the justices asked, 'What's the difference between email and a pager?'" - Bill Maher



Cheney Chomping At The Bit

Lynne Cheney posed this question about the timing of Monica Lewinsky’s first-person essay in Vanity Fair: Were the Clintons behind this?

“I really wonder if this isn’t an effort on the Clintons’ part to get that story out of the way,” Cheney, wife of former Vice President Dick Cheney, said during a Tuesday night interview on Fox News. “Would Vanity Fair publish anything about Monica Lewinsky that Hillary Clinton didn’t want in Vanity Fair?”








Tea Party candidate - n. someone who admits what Republicans actually believe. -LOLGOP



Texass Baptists

Houston Baptist University president Robert B. Sloan, Jr. said last Friday that same-sex marriage was not a civil rights issue because being gay was like being an alcoholic.





Rock The Voter News









Analysis that lumps together Hillary and Jeb is terrible. Hillary is a one-of-a-kind pioneer. Jeb is the second Bush too many.- LOLGOP



GOP Money Laundering Operation?

There are a few things you should know about the Virgin Islands Republican Party: It has no full-time staff, has not had regular meetings for nearly two years, and only about 4 percent of the $200,000 it has raised since last fall has gone to party coffers.





Business News




"Can't we walk and chew gum at the same time? Can't we at least raise the minimum wage while people are starving, and then look for the better opportunities at the same time?" - Bill Maher




Water Is Going To Be The Gold Of Tomorrow

The warming of Earth, with human consumption of fossil fuels as the main cause, will have severe consequences for every region of the United States, according to the Third National Climate Assessment released Tuesday morning by the Obama administration.






A new study found that a growing number of dog owners are giving their pets anti-anxiety medication as a way to calm them down and reduce unwanted stress in their lives. Then dogs said, “Or, you could just sell the vacuum cleaner.”- Jimmy Fallon





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Time To Deflate Photo




The submerged forest of Lake Kaindy, Almaty, Kazakhstan.

Peace.