All Hat No Cattle: National Review Writer: Women Who Have Abortions Should Be Hanged

National Review Writer: Women Who Have Abortions Should Be Hanged
Kevin Williamson, a correspondent for National Review, suggested Monday that women who have abortions should be hanged.

“How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?”
― George Carlin

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

New Rule: [slide of handsome Kurdish fighter wearing stylish sunglasses] Someone has to tell the Kurdish Peshmerga forces, “Not now for sexy time!” Come on, guys, are we fighting ISIS or picking up Persian girls at the Beverly Center?

Sunglasses by DKNY, machine gun by CIA. - Bill Maher

Fox & Friends: The Beheadings Are Coming. The Beheadings Are Coming.
Tuesday morning Fox & Friends segment suggested that more Americans could be beheaded if President Barack Obama was successful in his effort to make guns safer.

Someone has to tell the woman who claims to have cosmetically added a third breast so as to drive away men, that many people actually find three boobs fascinating.

How else can you explain the popularity of “Fox & Friends”? - Bill Maher

North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has not appeared in public for weeks. There are rumors he's sick due to too much cheese, fried chicken, and beer. Sounds like someone is applying for American citizenship.- Conan O'Brien

Republican Shenanigans

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
Plato

War On Women Continued By A Woman
Conservative radio host Laura Ingraham on Tuesday argued that a recent security breach at the White House had happened because the Secret Service had placed a woman on duty instead of “a really strong person.”

Right now the NRA preps an email blast to their database of gun owners that Obama is plotting a database of gun owners. - John Fugelsang

Y'all Qaeda Strikes Again!
The National Organization for Women (NOW) chapter in Louisiana has reacted with outrage, and called on the state to help rape victims on Monday after a report revealed that hospitals had started charging them for emergency care.

Rand Paul's candidacy is based on the idea he'll bring in new GOP primary voters. Is there any evidence he's better at this than his dad?- LOLGOP

Email
Subject: Yesterday's Bird Picture

The picture of the bird feeding the chick is a male Upupa epops Hoopoe from central Asia. It is the national bird of Israel. The male has the big crest. more info here... http://www.birdguides.com/species/species.asp?tx=955

Roger

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Found your bird!
Hey, pal, the bird is gorgeous! my search turned up eurasian hoopoe. thanks for sharing this. i've never seen this bird before.

Kathy

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Thank you Kathy and Roger! It is very important to have viewers that are smarter than me!

Rock The Voter News

Secret Service Scandal Update
The man who breached security at the White House this month raced through several rooms on the main floor, penetrating farther into the building than previously disclosed, a Republican congressman said on Monday.

Hearing all the times the Secret Service got it right kind of rings hollow when you think of the few times they got it wrong. - Matt Laslo Tweet

Chelsea Clinton gave birth to a baby girl. And get this, she's already said her first word: "Iowa.”- Jimmy Fallon

Geez Louise, The NFL Just Can't Stay Out Of The News
When a Kansas City Chiefs safety Husain Abdullah scored a touchdown during his team’s systematic routing of the New England Patriots last night, he did what many NFL players do: he stopped to say a prayer.
But unlike virtually every other touchdown prayer, Abdullah’s drew a penalty.

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The Walton heirs could buy airtime every night to broadcast themselves beating up Betty White & we'd still shop at Walmart.- John Fugelsang

Newsweek Adds Disclaimer
Newsweek responded on Monday to plagiarism accusations against its former columnist Fareed Zakaria by adding a disclaimer to all of his articles that appear on the magazine's website.

New Rule: If you’re one of the nine people who have complained that their new iPhone 6+ got bent in their back pocket, you have to consider that maybe you just have a great big, fat ass.
Don’t complain to Apple. Eat one. - Bill Maher