Friday, April 25, 2014

Louisiana proposes law that would overrule brain-dead pregnant women’s families

Louisiana proposes law that would overrule brain-dead pregnant women’s families

A Louisiana lawmaker has proposed a bill that would compel doctors and hospitals to use life support to keep a brain-dead pregnant woman alive until the birth of her child, regardless of her family’s wishes.

“How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?” 
― George Carlin

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

"Evil Vladimir Putin said this about President Obama. He said, 'If I were drowning, I think President Obama would rescue me.' And I thought: Well, give that a try." –David Letterman

The Putin Effect

The ax has fallen: Standard & Poor’s Friday cut Russia’s credit rating one notch to triple-B-minus, leaving it just above junk status—and with a negative outlook to boot.

Republican Shenanigans

Bundy Blames MLK For His Racism

Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy claimed during a Friday interview on CNN that he didn’t understand the bipartisan outrage over his recent comments suggesting the "Negro people" were “better off” as slaves, and blamed the perception that he's racist on Martin Luther King Jr. for not finishing “his job.”

The big difference between gun rights and voting rights, of course, is that someone is actually coming for your vote. - LOLGOP

Preachy Christians Can Dish It Out But.....

Itinerant evangelists are upset that an anthropology professor at the University of Connecticut mocked their brimstone-and-hellfire mode of preaching the gospel on Tuesday.

Don Karns of Hampton, Virginia told Christian News Network that the performance by James Boster, a professor of anthropology, was “very unbecoming.”

“He asked me if I had accepted Darwin as my lord and savior,” Karns said. “He was very demonstrative.”

Rock The Voter News

"Hillary Clinton is going to be a grandmother. She's very excited about it. She's home right now knitting a tiny pantsuit." –David Letterman

California Drought

A prolonged period of below-average rainfall has put the entire state of California under some level of drought, ranging in severity from moderate to exceptional, for the first time in 15 years.

Today the Pentagon announced they are going to spend millions shooting clouds with super-lasers to create more precipitation. It's in The Washington Post newspaper. A newspaper is like a blog except everything is from yesterday.- Craig Ferguson

Business News

Halliburton To Public: Go Frack Yourself

The oil and gas industry supplier Halliburton isn’t committing to disclose the chemicals in hydraulic fracturing fluid, after a major competitor made a surprise announcement to do so.

While he was in Japan today, President Obama visited a science museum, where he played soccer with a robot. Joe Biden is negotiating with the prime minister in Ukraine, and Obama is playing soccer with a robot. It's like the White House version of "Freaky Friday." - Jimmy Fallon


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Time To Deflate Photo

I don't know if this is photoshopped or not but I would love to be crashed by a wave.


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