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Cliven Bundy Praises "Hero" Sean Hannity, Warns Of Civil War
Lawless rancher Cliven Bundy praised "hero" Sean Hannity for promoting his cause during an appearance on a conspiracy radio show during which he also warned a civil war could only be avoided if federal "bureaucrats" are disarmed by county sheriffs.___________
Everything you need to know about the long fight between Cliven Bundy and the federal government
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Rather than pay the IRS, Cliven Bundy says you should just pay him for letting you live on his land.- Top Conservative Cat
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The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam
- Bush administration labeled Bundy Ranch-style outlaws domestic terrorists
- More violence in Iraq as the country prepares for April's parliamentary poll
- Ukraine president calls for new anti-rebel offensive as crisis deal falters
- Syria announces presidential election as civil war rages on
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''The United States has no choice but to attack Syria because Dictator Bashar al-Assad is killing his own people with chemical weapons. Before, he was just killing them with bullets. But if America cared about shooting people, we'd be invading Chicago.'' —Stephen Colbert
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Meanwhile, Back In North Korea
Commercial satellite imagery shows increased activity at North Korea’s nuclear test site but not enough to indicate an underground atomic explosion is imminent, a U.S. research institute said Tuesday.
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"Russian President Vladimir Putin said he may seek a fourth term but that's up to the people to decide. Then he laughed for 10 minutes . . . shirtless." –Conan O'Brien
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Republican Shenanigans
- Property records cast doubt on Cliven Bundy’s ancestral claims to disputed federal land
- Baptist conference warns pastors: Gay people have the morality of biblical extortionists
- Chris Christie vows not to legalize pot: New Jersey doesn’t want Colorado’s ‘quality of life’
- Under fire from critics, Louisiana Republican withdraws bill to make Bible the state book
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''Folks, I'm no fan of 'Sesame Street.' They expose our children to dangerous liberal ideas like befriending the homeless, two men sleeping in the same bedroom, and counting.'' —Stephen Colbert
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Cardinal Thinks You Can Order Slurpies and Birth Control At 7-11
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The best part of being a Climate Change denier is that you won't be around to face the consequences of having been one.- John Fugelsang
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Rock The Voter News
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"The economy is a wholly owned subsidiary of the environment, not the other way around." —Sen. Gaylord Nelson
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Business News
- Iraq Oil Output Exceeds Hussein Era
- JetBlue Pilots Vote to Unionize
- IRS gave bonuses to employees who didn't pay their taxes
- Supreme Court upholds Mich. affirmative action ban
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''If Obama can force you to get health insurance just by calling it a tax, than there is nothing to stop him from making you gay marry an illegal immigrant wearing a condom on a hydroponic pot farm powered by solar energy.'' —Stephen Colbert
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Healthcare Stocks Lift Market: Take That TeaBaggers
U.S. stocks rose on Tuesday, with both the S&P 500 and Nasdaq on track for a sixth straight day, buoyed by a host of solid earnings reports along with strength in the healthcare sector.
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"It just came out that President Obama brings a portable security tent with him on overseas trips so that he can read classified documents. He sets up a tent in his hotel room. Obama said it's a good way to avoid being spied on while he keeps track of who he has spied on." –Jimmy Fallon
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Thank you for your patience.I hope you had a good time today.
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Odd News
- Federal agency reverses approval of powdered alcohol
- Cocaine shows up in court, judge delighted
- 'Main Line' drug ring in Pennsylvania nets two prep school grads
- Police: Man 'armed' with potato in robbery attempt
- How to Steal a Submarine: Call the CIA and Howard Hughes
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Time To Deflate Photo
Havasu Canyon, Arizona.
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